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What do you mean I'm tying my shoes backwards

 
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What do you mean I'm tying my shoes backwards
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All that is true and all that is bullshit! The real reason I avoid the double knot and suffer through endless retying of my shoes is that I have an escalator-phobia. (What?) A long time ago in my youth,[url=http://merrellshoesonsaleformen.blogspot.com/][b]merrell shoes for men[/b][/url], I heard about a kid whose shoelaces got stuck in an escalator he couldn kick himself out, because he tied a double knot. (I realize that this incident may be an urban myth, but I heard he lost a foot! I not willing to risk it.)
At work last week, we were about to record a promo for the news, when I felt the familiar floppy whip against my ankles. I stopped, tied my shoes,[url=http://woolrichoutletfr.halod.com/][b]http://woolrichoutletfr.halod.com/[/b][/url], and bitched about my shoelaces always coming undone. The much-beloved Bay Area TV news anchor and all-around nice-guy,[url=http://rogervivierwedges2013.webstarts.com/][b]roger vivier online[/b][/url], Allen Martin, quipped,[url=http://monclerwesteherrendaunenjackebillig.albirank.net/][b]Moncler Jacken[/b][/url], should try a double knot. I just looked at him with a semi-evil eye. (I like Allen so I squashed my usual rant.)
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I be damned! On Thursday,[url=http://duveticaitalia.webmium.com/][b]piumini duvetica outlet[/b][/url], October 11th 2012 at 43 years, 5 months, and 15 days old I went an entire day without retying my shoes. I couldn believe it!
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